August 29, 2026
The Inspector's Desk
Become an Inspector.
The Bureau needs eyes that come back every morning. An Inspector's streak is shielded, their record is read in full, and their name goes on the founding roll.
$3.99 / month · founding seats from $49.99
The Streak Shield
Miss a morning and the shield holds: one automatic repair every month. Your run survives real life.
The Eye Report
Form over your last ten readings, strengths by case kind, and where you stand in the Bureau. The full reading of your eye.
Every drawer
Open and score any past case, any day. No monthly ration.
The Inspector's mark
Founding number, the mark on your readings, and a plain fact: your support files new cases.
What the Desk looks like
The Streak Shield
The Eye Report
Every drawer · the archive
The terms
Monthly
$3.99
/ month
Buy the Bureau a coffee each month. Cancel anytime.
Founding rate · best value
Annual
$29.99
/ year
Two months on the house.
Founding 100
Lifetime
$49.99
once
One payment, an Inspector for life. Reserved for the first hundred names on the roll.
Founding seats
100 of 100 remaining
Founding rate. Your price never rises while your membership stays active.
Subscriptions renew automatically until you cancel; the founding seat is a single payment. Read the Terms and the Privacy Policy.
Can I cancel?
Subscriptions: anytime, one click, and your rank stays until the period you paid for ends. The founding seat is a single payment: nothing renews, nothing to cancel.
What does lifetime mean?
One payment, an Inspector for as long as Daily Holmes runs. The 14-day refund window applies to it like any other charge.
Refunds
Within 14 days of any charge, write to bureau@dailyholmes.com and we sort it out.
Is the daily case still free?
Always. The Desk only opens the archive, the record, and the rank.
Where does the money go?
Into the case work: the photographs, the writing, and the mornings that keep the Bureau open. There is also a members room in the Bureau Discord.
The daily case stays free. Always.